Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgiving ..
- Roller
- Cornerstone
- Posts: 36994
- Joined: Sat Jun 19, 2004 7:30 pm
- Location: 9½° due east of The Tulane University of Louisiana
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
They didn't try the Dave Winfield approach, but all's well that ends well, I suppose.
- Johnny Mac
- Emerald Circle
- Posts: 10572
- Joined: Sun Jun 20, 2004 2:15 pm
- Location: Floriduh
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
YOGWF - of all the Tulane fans in the world, we're the Tulaniest
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
How do you really feel?Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Using big words is not a personal attack
#cousins don't count
#cousins don't count
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
I just run at them and yell foie gras foie grassr wrote:Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Using big words is not a personal attack
#cousins don't count
#cousins don't count
- PeteRasche
- Cornerstone
- Posts: 30922
- Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:52 am
- Location: Cincinnati, OH
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
Went to some friends' house today and they have a small pond/lake out back with fish. All the kids were excited to fish but there were about 25 Canadian geese patrolling the pond, daring anyone to come near. The flock included about 8 gosling, so they've clearly settled there. And there was goose crap everywhere in their yard. Thankfully they have a lab who likes to chase sticks in the lake, so a quick "fetch, girl" toss of a stick and the geese found their way to the other end of the pond. But the fact that their property has virtually been taken over by a pest, about which you can do nothing, is ridiculous. I'm 100% on board with JM and his rant above.
- tulaneoutlaw
- Regent's Circle
- Posts: 8867
- Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:49 pm
- Location: Greeneville, TN
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
Not sure about elsewhere but here in Tennessee you can hunt canadian geese. The season is short, a couple of weeks in September, but during that time the bag limit is pretty high iirc. It's not like they are an endangered so you would think some hunting of them would be allowed.
- gerryb323
- Regent's Circle
- Posts: 9660
- Joined: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:18 am
- Location: There's no place like home
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
I can't say I've ever eaten goose
Wandering around somewhere in a matchup zone
- Johnny Mac
- Emerald Circle
- Posts: 10572
- Joined: Sun Jun 20, 2004 2:15 pm
- Location: Floriduh
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand Frenchwindywave wrote:I just run at them and yell foie gras foie grassr wrote:Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
YOGWF - of all the Tulane fans in the world, we're the Tulaniest
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
Peasantgerryb323 wrote:I can't say I've ever eaten goose
Using big words is not a personal attack
#cousins don't count
#cousins don't count
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
It's ingrained in their memory I think because they still run or fly away.Johnny Mac wrote:but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand Frenchwindywave wrote:I just run at them and yell foie gras foie grassr wrote:Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Using big words is not a personal attack
#cousins don't count
#cousins don't count
- gerryb323
- Regent's Circle
- Posts: 9660
- Joined: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:18 am
- Location: There's no place like home
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
They do not run away when my 18 month old chases them, but then he doesn't speak French. So you may be onto somethingwindywave wrote:It's ingrained in their memory I think because they still run or fly away.Johnny Mac wrote:but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand Frenchwindywave wrote:I just run at them and yell foie gras foie grassr wrote:Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Wandering around somewhere in a matchup zone
- PeteRasche
- Cornerstone
- Posts: 30922
- Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:52 am
- Location: Cincinnati, OH
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
If you get one that's guarding a nest, it takes more than an 18-month old; they regularly chased cars in my office parking lot when they'd made a next right next to a driveway one year.gerryb323 wrote:They do not run away when my 18 month old chases them, but then he doesn't speak French. So you may be onto somethingwindywave wrote:It's ingrained in their memory I think because they still run or fly away.Johnny Mac wrote:but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand Frenchwindywave wrote:I just run at them and yell foie gras foie grassr wrote:Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
There is a field next to the road my wife takes when driving the kids to school every day, and a bunch of geese hang out there. Some days they decide to waddle across the road during rush hour. Traffic comes to a complete standstill as they lackadaisically waddle across with their "FU" attitudes, making everyone late. Windy, you're so macho, will you come down here and mow a few down to teach them a lesson?
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
Mow them down? That would be cruel but I would chase themPeteRasche wrote:If you get one that's guarding a nest, it takes more than an 18-month old; they regularly chased cars in my office parking lot when they'd made a next right next to a driveway one year.gerryb323 wrote:They do not run away when my 18 month old chases them, but then he doesn't speak French. So you may be onto somethingwindywave wrote:It's ingrained in their memory I think because they still run or fly away.Johnny Mac wrote:but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand Frenchwindywave wrote:I just run at them and yell foie gras foie grassr wrote:Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
There is a field next to the road my wife takes when driving the kids to school every day, and a bunch of geese hang out there. Some days they decide to waddle across the road during rush hour. Traffic comes to a complete standstill as they lackadaisically waddle across with their "FU" attitudes, making everyone late. Windy, you're so macho, will you come down here and mow a few down to teach them a lesson?
Using big words is not a personal attack
#cousins don't count
#cousins don't count
- gerryb323
- Regent's Circle
- Posts: 9660
- Joined: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:18 am
- Location: There's no place like home
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
Wandering around somewhere in a matchup zone
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
Using big words is not a personal attack
#cousins don't count
#cousins don't count
- gerryb323
- Regent's Circle
- Posts: 9660
- Joined: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:18 am
- Location: There's no place like home
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
Gave the goose its own safe space.
Wandering around somewhere in a matchup zone
Re: Grab that goose Honey, we'll freeze him till Thanksgivin
Would the therapy dog eat it though?
Using big words is not a personal attack
#cousins don't count
#cousins don't count