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They didn't try the Dave Winfield approach, but all's well that ends well, I suppose.
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"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
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Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
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Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.
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sr wrote:
Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.
I just run at them and yell foie gras foie gras
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Went to some friends' house today and they have a small pond/lake out back with fish. All the kids were excited to fish but there were about 25 Canadian geese patrolling the pond, daring anyone to come near. The flock included about 8 gosling, so they've clearly settled there. And there was goose crap everywhere in their yard. Thankfully they have a lab who likes to chase sticks in the lake, so a quick "fetch, girl" toss of a stick and the geese found their way to the other end of the pond. But the fact that their property has virtually been taken over by a pest, about which you can do nothing, is ridiculous. I'm 100% on board with JM and his rant above.
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Not sure about elsewhere but here in Tennessee you can hunt canadian geese. The season is short, a couple of weeks in September, but during that time the bag limit is pretty high iirc. It's not like they are an endangered so you would think some hunting of them would be allowed.
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I can't say I've ever eaten goose
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windywave wrote:
sr wrote:
Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.
I just run at them and yell foie gras foie gras
but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand French
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gerryb323 wrote:I can't say I've ever eaten goose
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Johnny Mac wrote:
windywave wrote:
sr wrote:
Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.
I just run at them and yell foie gras foie gras
but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand French
It's ingrained in their memory I think because they still run or fly away.
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windywave wrote:
Johnny Mac wrote:
windywave wrote:
sr wrote:
Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.
I just run at them and yell foie gras foie gras
but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand French
It's ingrained in their memory I think because they still run or fly away.
They do not run away when my 18 month old chases them, but then he doesn't speak French. So you may be onto something
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gerryb323 wrote:
windywave wrote:
Johnny Mac wrote:
windywave wrote:
sr wrote:
Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.
I just run at them and yell foie gras foie gras
but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand French
It's ingrained in their memory I think because they still run or fly away.
They do not run away when my 18 month old chases them, but then he doesn't speak French. So you may be onto something
If you get one that's guarding a nest, it takes more than an 18-month old; they regularly chased cars in my office parking lot when they'd made a next right next to a driveway one year.

There is a field next to the road my wife takes when driving the kids to school every day, and a bunch of geese hang out there. Some days they decide to waddle across the road during rush hour. Traffic comes to a complete standstill as they lackadaisically waddle across with their "FU" attitudes, making everyone late. Windy, you're so macho, will you come down here and mow a few down to teach them a lesson?
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PeteRasche wrote:
gerryb323 wrote:
windywave wrote:
Johnny Mac wrote:
windywave wrote:
sr wrote:
Johnny Mac wrote:"Goose OK after hitting scoreboard?" Are you kidding.. who gives a flying fook... it's the equivalent of a pigeon or a rat... a pest. "Canadian" geese? My a88... they stopped migrating decades ago after some liberal moonbat fktard decided to enact the "migratory bird conservation act" back in 1929. These pests need to be removed from the list and allow people to hit them with their cars, hunt them, or just shoot them if they are ruining your property.
Exactly - Was doing a job in Overland Park, KS and had to fight them to get my building's door in the mornings.
I just run at them and yell foie gras foie gras
but they've been away from Canada for so long they no longer understand French
It's ingrained in their memory I think because they still run or fly away.
They do not run away when my 18 month old chases them, but then he doesn't speak French. So you may be onto something
If you get one that's guarding a nest, it takes more than an 18-month old; they regularly chased cars in my office parking lot when they'd made a next right next to a driveway one year.

There is a field next to the road my wife takes when driving the kids to school every day, and a bunch of geese hang out there. Some days they decide to waddle across the road during rush hour. Traffic comes to a complete standstill as they lackadaisically waddle across with their "FU" attitudes, making everyone late. Windy, you're so macho, will you come down here and mow a few down to teach them a lesson?
Mow them down? That would be cruel but I would chase them
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Another example of how they lost the Empire
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windywave wrote:
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Another example of how they lost the Empire
Gave the goose its own safe space.
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gerryb323 wrote:
windywave wrote:
gerryb323 wrote:Image
Another example of how they lost the Empire
Gave the goose its own safe space.
Would the therapy dog eat it though?
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